Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard       Funny, how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are.   - Gabrielle Reece         Let's have some new cliches. - Samuel Goldwyn       All men are equal before fish.   - Herbert Hoover         I improve on misquotation. -  Cary Grant       Diplomacy: lying in state.   -  Oliver Herford         Doubt is the father of invention. -  Galileo       He'd make a lovely corpse.   -  Charles Dickens         Macho does not prove mucho -  Zsa Zsa Gabor       Nothing recedes like success.   -  Walter Winchell         To err is human, but it feels divine. -  Mae West       Deep down, I'm pretty superficial.   -  Ava Gardner         Death - To stop sinning suddenly. -  Elbert Hubbard       Never miss a good chance to shut up.   -  Will Rogers